George Bush Re-Elected President? Fuck This, I’m Moving to Candide.

So i was reading the newspaper this morning
after making myself the ULTIMATE SANDWICH
because it was lunchtime actually
but i had just woken up so it was MORNING FOR ME ASSHOLES
anyway in the newspaper they were talking about some ethics nonsense
and someone said something like
blah blah blah younger generations are left holding the bag
what the fuck does “left holding the bag” mean
what’s in the bag?
is it poop?
is there poop in the bag?
because if so
why did the younger generation agree to hold it to begin with?
ANYWAY HERE IS A VIDEO

all i’m saying
is if someone is like here hold this bag of poop
and you TAKE IT FROM THEM
YOU DESERVE WHATEVER HAPPENS NEXT

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3 thoughts on “George Bush Re-Elected President? Fuck This, I’m Moving to Candide.

  1. /slow clap, turning into a standing ovation

    I fucking lost it at "wrinkly part of the elbow". Thank you for this whole series. Truly, thank you so much.

  2. I'm really pleasantly surprised. You started out good and you keep getting better.

    Fantastic moral on this one.

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