OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

GUYS GUYS GUYS COME QUICK
THIS MAY BE THE ONLY TIME I EVER FUCK UP ANYTHING
AND I’M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOU
SOMETIMES I WISH THERE WAS A KIND OF CAPITAL LETTERS THAT WAS BIGGER THAN CAPITAL LETTERS
FOR WHEN I AM TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND I NEED MORE EMPHASIS
BOLD JUST DOESN’T CUT IT
MAINLY BECAUSE THERE IS NO BOLD BUTTON FOR ME TO HOLD DOWN ON MY KEYBOARD
ANYWAY
I HAVE A RANDOM GRAB BAG OF SHIRTS RANGING FROM A LITTLE BIT MESSED UP
TO WHOA NELLY THAT’S A MESSED UP SHIRT
(You can email me if you want with the size you’re looking for,
and I can take photos of the shirts I have in that size.
Some of these are screenprinting errors.
Some of these are perfectly good shirts
Left over from when I used to make them with stencils and spraypaint.
Those ones are black on white, grey or blue-grey
the rest are white on black.)
ACTUALLY NONE OF THEM ARE QUITE THAT BAD
BUT KIND OF
ANYWAY
TEN BUCKS IS A GOOD PRICE FOR A SHIRT REGARDLESS SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY ONE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE POOR.


As of July 1st, though August 23, I will not be anywhere near my shirts
so I will definitely not be able to sell you one.
Sorry about that.

BAZUNGA

11 thoughts on “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

  1. Oh please oh please oh please dear honorable and wondrously talented sir, tell me there’s at least one more Norse Crisis shirt in any of these sizes: Men’s small/medium, women’s medium/large

    If you can tell me this without lying I will be the happiest little trickster-er, I mean, uh, toaster, yeah, the happiest little toaster of them all…*shifty eyes*

  2. I am a little late for this party but are there any small women’s shirts left with the norse flowchart on them? Or medium? Or large?

    I am an extremely tiny girl but I really want a shirt so I am willing to look like a doofus. In public, even.

  3. I know you’re outtie but when you come back I am interested in what sizes/color combos (if any) you have left of the Norse flow chart misprints.

  4. I would dearly love one of those Norse Crisis shirts that places all blame upon myself, mortal. And it would need to be of a smaller variety, as I am a bit of a skinny sonofabitch, and therefore need yon Ovid to divulge the sizes remaining. That is all.

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