Guys
you know what I realized the other day?
SUPERMAN HAS NEVER SEEN HIS OWN BLOOD.
That’s CRAZY.
Anyway, here’s a video
(finally)
(grad school is a relentless bastard.)
Guys, it just occurred to me
what the fuck is guff?
like when you refuse to take any guff
what exactly is it that you are turning down?
is it big wheelbarrows full of shit?
is guff like shit?
or is guff an unknown quantity in unlabeled brown paper
tied with twine
and it could be anything
it could be rubies or sex lasers
but you just turn it away at the door
just rejecting forklifts full of the stuff
no questions asked????
Think about that the next time you refuse some guff.
Alright so I’m kinda cheating a little bit today
in that I am not going to write a myth
I am just posting this video myth
because I have to pack in preparation for flying back to bumfuck antarctica, Illinois
but this is a pretty sweet video though so i think it’s okay
and anyway maybe I’ll post a myth tomorrow or something
WHO KNOWS??????
I’ll tell you who knows
THE SHADOW KNOWS
Alright guys
I FINALLY FUCKING GOT MY SHIT TOGETHER
and did another video/did the fucking ring cycle
which nine out of ten bastards have been asking me to do FOREVER
it’s a little longer than these videos normally are
because I just wanted to do one video per play and divide it up that way
SO SUCK IT:
SUCK IT HARRRRRD