Boy it must be great to be rich AND magical huh the reason I say thisis because of this story i am about to tell youwhich is about some rich as fuck king and queenwho happen to also be mega … Continue reading
Alright so good afternoon guysI hope you are having a good raptureI’m autoposting this in case I ascend to heavenalthough honestlyi do not expect my blog’s readership to be noticeably effected by this cosmic eventI hear ragnarok is scheduled for … Continue reading
fuck it I might as well just post iti posted it several hours ago by accident anywayand it’s like 10AM in sweden so LET’S DO THISBONUS POST GUYS cause guess whatright nowsomewhere in swedena dude named Isak is turning FIFTEEN … Continue reading
Ok so horsefucking I promised it, and now i am delivering on that promisei am delivering a big wet trough full of horsecockyou’re welcome so this takes place after the Aesir and Vanir have stopped fightingand the giants are pretty … Continue reading
Okay so apparently the overwhelming consensus is FreyjaI did not know how many fans I had who A: Like freyjaand B:use either a single letter or a single number for their WHOLE FUCKING NAMEHOWS THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU AARE … Continue reading
So this other time Loki is flying through the woods in jotunheimdunno what he’s doingprobably looking for some hot giant poonbut what he findsis the exact opposite of thatbecause this giant Geirrod(read: Gayrod)puts grabs his ass and locks him in … Continue reading
OK SO GUYSGUYSI ALREADY LOST MY BETI USED ALLCAPS WHEN I WAS TALKING TO SOME GUYSO NOW IT IS ALLCAPS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER TIMETRUST ME THIS IS AWESOME OK SO THE NORSE GODS RIGHTahem i mean the norse gods right(gotta … Continue reading
(If you are lazy or dont like readingthis chick read this myth out loud for youhere:ON YOUTUUUUBE) Okay so I guess you guys posted enough commentsI GUESSJUST BARELYso I’ll do your fucking Freyja mythin factI’m gonna do you one betterI’m … Continue reading
Alright welcome back to Odin week motherfuckers now it was drawn to my attentionby this chick I knowthat the days of the week are actually named after norse godsand also big shit in the skyyou’ve got moon daytyr’s dayOdin’s day(which … Continue reading
Hey guys I’m backI noticed you did some pretty sweet myths while i was gonecall me some time Jesseanyway awesome workwe’ll have to do it again sometime NOW Since you motherfuckers STOLEat least one of the myths i was gonna … Continue reading