(Scroll down below this to read a sweet hindu myth if you don’t give a fuck about shirts)

Okay so now is the moment you’ve all been waiting for
DO THE SHIRTS GET SCREENPRINTED OR NOT?
the answer is they do
but I gotta level with you guys
I kinda lied when I said I only needed to sell 5 more shirts to hit the 40 shirt goal
in the end people bought about 20 crossdressing shirts
but since I really really want to screenprint this shirt
i decided to count ALL shirt sales
and you guys totally bought more than 40 shirts TOTAL in the last 2 weeks
so SCREENPRINTING IS A GO
I may end up taking a slight loss on the whole thing to start with
but it’s gonna look totally sweet so it’s worth it
anyway I’m gonna be hooking up with a shop some time in the next couple days
which means the preorder offer (color of your choice + thankyou note)
will remain in effect until I actually hand the money over to the shop
once the printing begins, shirts are only going to come in two colors:
pink and light blue
probably
unless a WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE start emailing me and getting mad
and wanting me to do like grey or light grey or electric blue instead of light blue
but i am not budging on the pink
and I am writing extremely legit and heartfelt thankyou notes
for everyone who already preordered
RIGHT NOW
AS I TYPE THIS I AM WRITING THEM WITH MY FEET