I hate posting on Twitter
i got a bot to do it for me because touching that shit with my actual hands is toxic
half the time nobody even sees the tweets anyway
you know what’s better?
EMAILS
There’s no character limit, and Elon Musk isn’t there
You could do RSS too, I hear that’s a thing
But then I don’t get to count how many of you there are and feel good about myself
What I’m saying is put your email in here:

It’s free
It’s easy
It will make you last longer in bed
come on, what are you waiting for