Guys
for like ten minutes
hindi translation was enabled for this blog
and then i started trying to type this post
and everything was turning into scribbles
and i was like what is this
and then i realized it was hindi
and i couldn’t stop it
no matter how hard I tried
so with sincere apologies to my hindi-speaking audience
hindi transliteration is now canceled

anyway here is the next installment
of the odyssey
to fill all your faceholes
with loud
hard
EDUCATION

You can thank me when you are finished hot-gluing your face back on