Another great opportunity to waste your money!

[all you cool people coming over here from the Huffington post article
you should definitely scroll down below this post and read some sweet myths
instead of this moneygrubbing nonsense]

So remember like a thousand or so years ago
when i said I was gonna be making THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF SHIRTS
but then I only made two?
WELL I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THE THIRD ONE THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME
or more accurately
my supertalented art monkey Sarah Melville (buy her book)
has been working on the third shirt this whole fucking time
BUT HERE IS THE CATCH MY FRIENDS
I really really want to screenprint this shirt
both because it will look mega sweet and because it’s easier for me
but i need to know that a bunch of people are getting the shirt before i do that
so HERE IS HOW WE ARE DOING THIS
if FORTY OR MORE PEOPLE order this shirt before April 20th
then it is going to be silk-screened
otherwise i am going to make stencils and use spraypaint like i do with the others
BUT WHAT ARE THE ADVANTAGES OF PREORDERING A SHIRT?
well first of all, here is what the stencil version will look like
as opposed to the silkscreened version:

second of all, anyone who preorders gets a personalized thankyou note from me
guaranteed to charm your pants off
and third of all
since i can give the silkscreeners whatever shirts i feel like giving them
preorderers can pick whatever shirt color they want
(as long as black will show up on it)
so come on guys
help me make bombness happen
go to this page and funnel money into it

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4 thoughts on “Another great opportunity to waste your money!

  1. Shall funnel my funds as soon as possible (i.e. tomorrow – AKA pay day). Sincerely hope to get silk screen.

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