So if you were/are an english major/complete loser you have probably had a conversation with your friends/imaginary friends where you all try and remember what all the circles are in hell and you CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU REMEMBER wanna know why? BECAUSE ALL THE CIRCLES HAVE CIRCLES IN THEM
so like i said i’m never going to run out of hats but I had a thought: i might run out of hats do people from ravelry still read this site? if so does someone want to make me a beanie with like skulls and explosions on it? let me know and in the meantime watch this video
Hey metafilter what’s up I see you like myths good thing I forgot to wear a shirt today otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to record THIS:
Sometimes I worry that God never had any really good ideas for hell and he just sort of waited for Dante to come along and then copied all the shit he came up with it’ll suck if that turns out to be what happened
Okay first off does anyone here actually wonder why I’m not wearing a shirt? like SERIOUSLY wonder? is this a big mystery or something? do you lie awake at night wondering WHY IS THIS GUY NOT WEARING A SHIRT?!?! well wonder no more!
No i’m not going to provide a reason I just meant stop fucking wondering
Alright here is part 2 and then tomorrow is going to be part three and then on tuesday I am going to FINALLY TELL THE ACTUAL GRAIL STORY so sit tight but not too tight sitting too tight is bad for your crotch VIDEO!
I don’t care if you are a man or a woman crotches need to breathe it is a fact of science
Oh shit I forgot I was totally gonna thank the awesome people who made my blog better first of there is the fucking brilliant fantastic S. MELVILLE who made this thing and wrote this thing and this thing and also made this whole website look amazing and ALSO my good buddy Amauri Siegel who just illustrated THIS MYTH (about halfway down the page) and is illustrating MORE OF THEM RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND anyway my throat works so here is me yelling