So if you were/are an english major/complete loser
you have probably had a conversation with your friends/imaginary friends
where you all try and remember what all the circles are in hell
and you CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF YOU REMEMBER
wanna know why?
BECAUSE ALL THE CIRCLES HAVE CIRCLES IN THEM
NOW YOU KNOW
so like i said
i’m never going to run out of hats
but I had a thought:
i might run out of hats
do people from ravelry still read this site?
if so
does someone want to make me a beanie with like
skulls and explosions on it?
let me know
and in the meantime watch this video
JUST ONE MORE GUYS HOLD ONTO YOUR FACES
Hey metafilter what’s up
I see you like myths
good thing I forgot to wear a shirt today
otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to record THIS:
Sometimes I worry that God never had any really good ideas for hell
and he just sort of waited for Dante to come along
and then copied all the shit he came up with
it’ll suck if that turns out to be what happened
Okay first off
does anyone here actually wonder why I’m not wearing a shirt?
like
SERIOUSLY wonder?
is this a big mystery or something?
do you lie awake at night wondering
WHY IS THIS GUY NOT WEARING A SHIRT?!?!
well wonder no more!
No i’m not going to provide a reason
I just meant stop fucking wondering
Alright here is part 2
and then tomorrow is going to be part three
and then on tuesday I am going to FINALLY TELL THE ACTUAL GRAIL STORY
so sit tight
but not too tight
sitting too tight is bad for your crotch
VIDEO!
I don’t care if you are a man or a woman
crotches need to breathe
it is a fact of science
Oh shit I forgot I was totally gonna thank the awesome people who made my blog better
first of there is the fucking brilliant fantastic S. MELVILLE
who made this thing and wrote this thing and this thing
and also made this whole website look amazing
and ALSO my good buddy Amauri Siegel
who just illustrated THIS MYTH (about halfway down the page)
and is illustrating MORE OF THEM RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND
anyway my throat works so here is me yelling
I will NEVER run out of hats.