If God were a river, then The Inferno would be a God-Dam

Okay first off
does anyone here actually wonder why I’m not wearing a shirt?
like
SERIOUSLY wonder?
is this a big mystery or something?
do you lie awake at night wondering
WHY IS THIS GUY NOT WEARING A SHIRT?!?!
well wonder no more!

No i’m not going to provide a reason
I just meant stop fucking wondering

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7 thoughts on “If God were a river, then The Inferno would be a God-Dam

  1. I always assumed it was because the rippling man-flesh added that much more baddassitude to the stories.

    But it could be just me. ;)

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