Here it is
the big mama of shirts
THE NORSE CRISIS FLOWCHART SHIRT
designed by Sarah E Melville
suitable for big mamas and little babies alike
you will have to get creative with the little babies
but I am sure you can find a way to put this on them
anyway then if Loki steals your baby
everybody will be on the same page.
UPDATE: 10-17-13
I don’t have any more of this shirt. The screen I used to make it is broken, and I don’t have the time or resources to make a new one. If some industrious screen-printer wants to go into business with me, by all means drop me a line.
This shirt is possibly the most important item in my wardrobe. When crises occur, I merely need point to my chest to indicate my lack of culpability.
Mighty gods I NEEEED this t-shirt! O_O
I’ll explain everything in my life on a dayly basis.
Godsdamn awesome!
(Counting money…. waiting for next paycheck)
…Holy shit, is this the same SnigePippi from Riverside HQ? I’m zolac_no_miko, used to be songless_psiren. SMALL INTERNET, WOW.
As a Norwegian, I need this in my life. Can’t wait for it to arrive!
Hey there,
just recieved my shirt 🙂
…to answer your question: i don’t own Reichenbach, unfortunatly. That would be kinda cool… but i love the shirt. Am I right to assume, that its gotta be handwashed?
Hope not, since I just tossed mine in the washing machine.
Does not need to be handwashed. The ink is heat-set, so it should be fine.
Is this shirt available in Ash with black lettering? Because I would totally buy one of those, like, NOW.
Hi. Can you tell me how many inches wide the small women’s shirt is? I can’t find a sizing chart and I want to make sure I get the right size.
Here’s a chart I found: http://gildan.com/distributors/catalog/productSpecs.cfm?lang=en&id_catalog=en&id_product=2000
You should know that I’m out of Ladies’ mediums right now, so it’ll be a bit longer to get those in.
I’d like to second the poster above – are there sizing charts? Cheers.
Here’s a chart I found: http://gildan.com/distributors/catalog/productSpecs.cfm?lang=en&id_catalog=en&id_product=2000
If you’re looking for Ladies’ mediums, though, I’m currently out of those. I’ll get them back in stock, but it will be a bit.
Thankyou! Appreciated.
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I would really like to get a shirt, but what is the sizing difference between the ladies’ large and a men’s medium?
Here’s the sizing chart for the men’s shirts: http://www.outletshirts.com/size-chart/363M
Here’s the sizing chart for the ladies’ shirts:
http://gildan.com/distributors/catalog/productSpecs.cfm?lang=en&id_catalog=en&id_product=2000
Aw crapdammit, you just had to wait until I already spent a bunch of money this month to stop making these shirts. Fine. Fine, I see how it is. Take my money, then, you magnificent bastard. +_+
THIS. <3
Just got the shirt in the mail! It is soooooooo epic, thank you x1000000 infinity!
P.S. I am planning on being a DJ, yes.
Keep on being cool, man!
Is that last ladies’ small still available?
(Or do you have norse crisis mens small misprints?)
I would totally buy a bunch of these for the members of my kindred!! Make more!!!!
Is there a chance you’ll resume production of these later on this year? Or in 2013?
Please, please, please for the love of Odin, will you make more? I really want one and if you’re worried about business I’ll recommend them to all my Viking-loving friends!
Hi. I think this have been stolen and sold http://www.redbubble.com/people/raistss/works/9173803-norse-crisis-flowchart
Thank you so much for catching this! I’ve sent a complaint.
Oh gods, I need this in my life. Please, please, please, make more.
I definitely need one of these. I hope you start making them again sometime. Only a genius can come up with something as hilarious as this.
This needs to be on a dark green shirt with yellow writing. *Chuckles*
Your Norse myths are my favorite! I read them aloud at parties. I’d buy this shirt in any color, but I agree with Aughtumn that dark green with yellow would work…
Any chance you’d write up more Norse myths in honor of the reprint? 🙂
This is a thing I didn’t know that I needed in my life. D:
Um, I am kind of a crazy person so I would suggest something like FUSCHIA or CHARTREUSE, with, idk, black lettering or something. …But actually the charcoal with black sounds really nice, I would totally buy that.
Well honestly I would buy it in any color, so long as it’s legible.
Oh, for the All Father I love your website! Dude, I’m from Brazil and I want one of these. What can you do for me?
Tchau!
um, i don’t know if you’re still out of these, but if/when you get more in, how to i order one?
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I love your website and my friend needs this shirt.
The shirts are back! I’m happier than Loki at a party full of gullible giants.
Loki be damned!!
I love this shirt. Been trying to come up with a funny one of my own using Lucidchart’s flow chart tool. Bettermyths I’ll design for you!
I want this shirt SO BADLY, but I don’t have a credit card. Would it be possible to include PayPal as a payment option, please? 🙂
lol i love this!
wish i had money to buy it T_T
then all i would need is a loki to fix all my problems XD
I’d like to know if this t-shirt is available again. If not what should I do? I want it so badly 🙁 Is there the possibility to print it on one’s own?
You are so awesome! I do not believe I’ve truly read through anything like that before.
So great to discover somebody with original thoughts on this subject.
Seriously.. thanks for starting this up. This website is one thing that is needed on the web,
someone with a bit of originality!
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