When Paradise loses its keys, it is like trying to find a needle in a cluster of fucks

So up until this point
I was really not enjoying Paradise Lost
BUT JOHN MILTON DISCOVERED MY ONLY WEAKNESS:
OLDE TIMEY FOLKS TALKIN BOUT SEX
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO:

DO YOU HAVE A BONER NOW
BECAUSE IF SO
I NEED YOU TO POINT IT AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
IT IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

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4 thoughts on “When Paradise loses its keys, it is like trying to find a needle in a cluster of fucks

  1. I love how you draw a different face for that ball thing for each video.

    Also how angel sex is infinitely more extreme and yet some how not gross.

  2. @Anonymous: They're angels, right? So you know how unicorns shit rainbows? Right. That's how it is with angelic sex. Even the nastiest acts are transcendentally gorgeous when done by angels. Which must mean that all their leather gear is white unicorn suede, encrusted with diamonds. Or something equally shiny and ridiculous.

    I'm guessing this is where Mark Twain is drawing from when he has his Satan talk about how awesome angelic sex is in comparison to puny mortal sex – how angels can "copulate for centuries without withdrawing"…or something like that.

  3. @Joy: Oh man I would totally go for some unicorn sued gear. But maybe instead of encrusting it in diamonds it could be. Iunno. Elf tears or something. Elf tears and mermaid scales.

  4. …do I hear the genesis of a line of kinky gear for fantasy nerds? Unicorn suede collars and restraints – accented with mermaid scales, centaur-hide floggers, dwarven-crafted Wartenburg wheels, mithrail chains with enchanted locks…all this, and much, much more at the Seraphim's Stockroom! :-P

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