Oh hey guys i forgot to tell you i got into grad school
you can stop saying nice things about me on here now
anyway here’s a video that shows why i deserve to be in grad school

Also
all future shirt sales go towards the “DIG ME THE FUCK OUT OF STUDENT DEBT” fund

So here’s a video and you’re just going to have to deal with it

PS BUY CROSSDRESSING SHIRTS!

So up until this point
I was really not enjoying Paradise Lost
BUT JOHN MILTON DISCOVERED MY ONLY WEAKNESS:
OLDE TIMEY FOLKS TALKIN BOUT SEX
HERE WE GOOOOOOOO:

DO YOU HAVE A BONER NOW
BECAUSE IF SO
I NEED YOU TO POINT IT AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
IT IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE

JUST KIDDING HERE IS SOME MORE GLEEFUL BLASPHEMY

Although actually
does it count as blasphemy
when what i am blaspheming
is some other dude’s apocryphal nonsense book?
FOOD FOR THOUGHT

I was going to type something
but then it turned into 4AM
and via the magic alchemy of sleep deprivation
I now have NOTHING TO SAY
ENJOY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay so quick disclaimer
I know you all want to see my sweet new skulls and explosions hat
but some asshole stole it from me at a party in San Francisco
BUT
one of my friends in Oakland GOT IT BACK FOR ME
THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO WEAR MY POSSESSIONS TO THE PARTIES YOU STOLE THEM FROM
FUCKER
and so it is in the mail right now
but in the meantime you are going to have to deal with this hat:

DEAL WITH IT
DEAL WITH IT