ok guys i deleted that last post because i don’t want any posts on my blog that are not sweet myths or at least myths of some kind don’t worry, people who recommended myths in that post i remember what you recommended and those were some pretty badass suggestions and i’ll totally do them speaking of totally doing things here is a myth about that
by the way that was the LAST PART OF THE BOOK OF GENESIS hope you enjoyed it
now if people actually read this blog i could take a vote on which myth you would rather hear next beowulf or the mabinogi but oh well.
Alright guys this is the second to last installment of this fucking beast you guys should take this as an opportunity to start suggesting what massive behemoth myth i should retell on video the NEXT TIME someone gives me money also i am sorry that the videos this time are so long i only have so many opportunities to get on the internet so i am condensing down what would normally be probably about double the number of posts into five five VALUE SIZED posts so here is your value
hey guys i did this myth today from inside my car which someone else was driving down a dark highway somewhere in Amishtown Ohio seriously there were horse-drawn buggies with flashing lights on the back of them at like 8PM i am sorry i am not wearing a hat in this one there is a dangly thing next to my head though so that’s something anyway this is the video
i am glad we didn’t hit any amish people because i hear if you hit amish people you get a curse
Here is episode 2 of god being a dick guys have you ever gone to a contemporary art museum expecting to see some sweet contemporary art only to find a bunch of different canvasses nailed together each one painted a different solid color or like a whole room full of white canvasses maybe one of them says AIDS on it but it’s hard to tell BECAUSE IT’S WRITTEN IN WHITE when i see things like this it makes me want to be bill-gates rich so i can buy out the museum build an igloo out of this shit and set the igloo on fire and then sell it to another museum for ten times what those paintings were worth anyway here’s my masterpiece
you know why my plan works? because FIRE increases VALUE.