5 thoughts on “Did somebody say GENESIS?

  1. You forgot the implied rape, but honestly, its funnier if you just assume Noah was super crazy about people seeing his bum when he was passed out drunk…

  2. There was no re-stating of the command not to eat from the tree, actually. So we're assuming Adam told her sometime? Sometime when they weren't boning?
    And Noah was *such* an Utnapishtim copycat. What a poseur.

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  4. I am so disappointed that you apparently hadn’t heard the version of the story of Cain where the mark of Cain was essentially a unicorn horn.

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