Sometimes I get real poor guys
like
more or less all of the time actually
sometimes I pretend to administrate undergraduate events
so I can eat the free pizza they get in the ballroom
sometimes I do other things
but listen
enough about me
let’s talk about what I am offering YOU
OKAY SO GUYS
GUYS
YOU HAVE THE POWER TO GIVE ME MONEY RIGHT NOW
I used to offer things in exchange for that money
and frankly you could still probably commission me to do whatever
but I’m not gonna set specific prices anymore because I’m bad about meeting them
and then I feel like a scoundrel
I would like to donate for a particular myth or two, but for various super-obnoxious reasons, I refuse categorically to use PayPal. Is there a PO box I could send a check/money order too, or a street address?
I am a respectful, violence-opposing, idealistic type of person, not someone who would ever use your personal information in any negative way, nor release it to anyone else. Plus I have a 17 year old son, a full time job, and a chronic pain/weakness-themed illness, so I wouldn’t have time or to get up to anything hokey even if I wanted to.
And I’d prefer the myth(s) in text form instead of video. There are complicated reasons for that, so what type of donation would I be looking at?
I can’t wait for your book to come out – I told my son I wanted it for mother’s day (if it’s out by then) and he said, “No, because *I* want it for *my birthday* the next month!” (c:
I’ll send you ten bucks to do a text entry of “On the Origin of the World” from the Nag Hammadi scriptures. I don’t think you’ll be disappointed. Are you down?
http://www.gnosis.org/naghamm/origin.html
I really think there needs to be a shirt to wear for those of us who are through dealing with drama-messes. A shirt that solves these complicated issues with the wisdom of Zeus.
“FUCK THIS!
EVERYONE IS CONSTELLATIONS NOW!”
Pleaaaase.
Speaking of the unspeakable things you’re willing to do for money, why can’t we have that icon guy on a t-shirt or rather how much would it cost to put that icon guy on a t-shirt because spoiler alert I would totally buy one. Right now. As I’m typing. If I only had the option.