Paradise Lost Is a Clusterfuck

Okay so quick disclaimer
I know you all want to see my sweet new skulls and explosions hat
but some asshole stole it from me at a party in San Francisco
BUT
one of my friends in Oakland GOT IT BACK FOR ME
THAT’LL TEACH YOU TO WEAR MY POSSESSIONS TO THE PARTIES YOU STOLE THEM FROM
FUCKER
and so it is in the mail right now
but in the meantime you are going to have to deal with this hat:

DEAL WITH IT
DEAL WITH IT

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9 thoughts on “Paradise Lost Is a Clusterfuck

  1. Okay. You are deeply amusing and very clever. BUT THE SHIRTLESSNESS IS SERIOUSLY BOTHERING ME. Maybe I'm crazy and unnecessarily prim, but it seriously makes me uncomfortable that you aren't dressed. I have to have something else covering the screen while listening to the videos, because I have to quietly pretend you're dressed. Or I can't enjoy your summary. Could you please put a shirt on?
    Sincerely,
    Miss Adelaide.

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