so here is part one of a video just like i promised
it is about moses and god and snakes
and i think i say tits in it at least once so that’s a win
ALSO
SHIRTS
probably gonna make whichever 3 shirts get the most votes
and if you guys are cool with it
I’m going to just make them myself
using stencils and spraypaint
a la THIS GUY
because cafepress and every site like it is a waste of time
that would force me to charge you guys exorbitant amounts of money
for shitty inferior products that don’t even look as good
as i can make them look on my own
plus if I make them myself I can do them in whatever colors you guys want
because the tshirt shop down the street is amazing
also I made a shitty mspaint mockup
of what the Norse Flowchart is gonna look like
just to get the idea across
you can see it after the jump
i promise the stencil will actually look like something other than shit
we cool?
OK MYTH
I MADE TWO VERSIONS
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE OR DO THEY BOTH SUCK TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
BOTH.
also, YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Maybe combine them? Like (if this makes sense):
Who did it?
1) Giants 2) Loki 3) Don't know
1 leads to "Loki made them do it"; 2/3 lead to "Loki did it"
All lead to "Make Loki fix it"
Although admittedly I really like "Did Loki do it? No – bullshit."
Both!
Voila!
First one ftw.
Also when you said shirts I thought you meant
like
in the video.
Phew! Shirtless myths are the best myths.
Edbury you are a genius. Now I just need to turn this into a stencil…
The first one is awesome. But get rid of the "Make Loki fix it part", it's funniest just with "Loki did it" being all the options. Or just "no -> bullshit" is fine.
Basically, "Did Loki do it? No. Bullshit." is what imbues any chosen design with power. Incorporate that, and you're set.
I vote for the second one, but I will only buy the shirt if it has the word "crisis" on it.
You make a good point. It is now NORSE CRISIS FLOWCHART
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