so here is part one of a video just like i promised
it is about moses and god and snakes
and i think i say tits in it at least once so that’s a win
probably gonna make whichever 3 shirts get the most votes
and if you guys are cool with it
I’m going to just make them myself
using stencils and spraypaint
a la THIS GUY
because cafepress and every site like it is a waste of time
that would force me to charge you guys exorbitant amounts of money
for shitty inferior products that don’t even look as good
as i can make them look on my own
plus if I make them myself I can do them in whatever colors you guys want
because the tshirt shop down the street is amazing
also I made a shitty mspaint mockup
of what the Norse Flowchart is gonna look like
just to get the idea across
you can see it after the jump
i promise the stencil will actually look like something other than shit
I MADE TWO VERSIONS
WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE OR DO THEY BOTH SUCK TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Maybe combine them? Like (if this makes sense):
Who did it?
1) Giants 2) Loki 3) Don't know
1 leads to "Loki made them do it"; 2/3 lead to "Loki did it"
All lead to "Make Loki fix it"
Although admittedly I really like "Did Loki do it? No – bullshit."
First one ftw.
Also when you said shirts I thought you meant
in the video.
Phew! Shirtless myths are the best myths.
Edbury you are a genius. Now I just need to turn this into a stencil…
The first one is awesome. But get rid of the "Make Loki fix it part", it's funniest just with "Loki did it" being all the options. Or just "no -> bullshit" is fine.
Basically, "Did Loki do it? No. Bullshit." is what imbues any chosen design with power. Incorporate that, and you're set.
I vote for the second one, but I will only buy the shirt if it has the word "crisis" on it.
You make a good point. It is now NORSE CRISIS FLOWCHART
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