So there’s this giant named Skrymir which, yes, is pretty much an anagram for Skyrim so have fun with that lawsuit, ancient norse dudes but anway, one day Skrymir just runs up to a dude who is standing in the … Continue reading
HIDE YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERSSET FIRE TO YOUR VALUABLESLOKI IS COMING AND HE IS SWINGIN’ DICKSERIOUSLY SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REALTHIS IS A MYTH THAT IS LESS A MYTH AND MORE A RAP BATTLE BETWEEN LOKI AND EVERYONE so … Continue reading
Ok i’m sorry guys one of the three of you who reads my blog on a regular basistells me that the story of loki being a dick to baldurdoes not end just because baldur happens to be deadit gets significantly … Continue reading
Guys this is a very important postbecause it has two very important informations in itone is that i am like a third of the way through linking up all the postsyou can see a fine example of the kind of … Continue reading
At the behest of Patreon today I will be filling in some holes in the story of Baldur’s death as originally told by cowardly murder victim Snorri Sturluson (hehe holes) (I’m sorry) (I didn’t want to turn this opening paragraph … Continue reading
Someone told me about this myth so now I will tell it to you this is great, see this is like you are all little children sitting around my internet rocking chair and you are all like TELL US A … Continue reading
[hey go click that button over there and buy my book] [over there] —————————————-> So today’s myth was lovingly hand-translated for me by this guy who is some kind of language wizard I think so don’t fuck with him It … Continue reading
(Below this post is a post about how you should buy shirts) Today’s myth comes courtesy of crafty norse monster Lisa “Big Bad” Wolfsson and it is about rape, murder, and technicalities Okay so Baldur he’s dead because of some … Continue reading
Guys guys I found a new norse myth thanks to dedicated follower FellatioFlower69 I totally thought I was out of those! So yeah, if you know any I haven’t done, totally tell me about those cause as you are about … Continue reading
Here it is the big mama of shirts THE NORSE CRISIS FLOWCHART SHIRT designed by Sarah E Melville suitable for big mamas and little babies alike you will have to get creative with the little babies but I am sure … Continue reading