BUY MY BOOKS, PLURAL!

WEE WOO WEE WOO NEW SHIT ALERT

As of May 25, in the year of our lord Two Thousand and Twenty Three, I will FINALLY be publishing audiobook versions of my two literary masterpieces: Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes and George Washington is Cash Money. They are both read by ME and the audio technician said I did a PRETTY OKAY JOB. If you want to preorder them RIGHT NOW, click these images:

Anyway you can click on these links to learn about the dumb paper versions:

ZEUS GRANTS STUPID WISHES

GEORGE WASHINGTON IS CASH MONEY

5 thoughts on “BUY MY BOOKS, PLURAL!

  1. Hello, I would like to buy your book about ancient myths for my girlfriend for christmas. I did not find a “buy” button. Would you please let me know what to do?
    Thanks.
    Iris.

    • If you click on Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes above, it’ll take you to a page with links to a couple of places where you can buy the book. It’s available on Indiebound, Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and Penguin’s own website. You can also request it at your local bookstore! Hope that helps.

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  3. MORE

    You so need to write more books. Or publish what you have anyway. How about a huge collection?

    Also Coyote (the god) has a LOT of stories right up your alley. There is not nearly enough mythology literature involving lesbians.

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