Aw shit
Here it comes
HERE COMES THE MOTHERFUCKING SATYRICON
the final part has been completed
the seal has been broken
or uh …
sealed?
I don’t know
I’m not an expert on seals
as far as i’m concerned they’re just those things that evolve into dugongs
anyway look at this with your eyes:

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh man, I totally needed those days off
I feel way better now
in fact, I feel awesome
yesterday I shaved my nut-hair for the first time ever
which actually was a harrowing experience
and I don’t recommend it to anyone
especially if you have nuts
but whatever, it’s almost summer
the birds are chirping
the flowers are secreting poison for my sinuses
and love is in the fucking air
here is a video about none of that:

As always, thanks for investing some of your precious time in my exuberant, hairless chest

Okay here’s this video
yes this is monday and not saturday
I have just surfaced from a two-day hangover
be grateful i surfaced at all
now this is happening:

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
PARTY
PARTY PARTY
PARTY PARTY PARTY
PARTY PARTY PARTY
(party party)
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
party party PARTY PARTY party party party PARTAY

(and it don’t stop)

So yeah, I lied about Journey to the West
I’m still reading it
but I didn’t want to keep y’all waiting while I did
and a lot of people wanted me to do this one
so I’m finally doing it
enjoy it or fuck off

ah, the romans