Titus Andronicus? More Like Titties Assdronicuss AM I RIGHT?

Hey guys
I know I have not done a video in a while
so here is a video
there is only one episode of this one
because i am trying this new thing
where I don’t take fucking forever on some tiny-ass story
I hope you enjoy it

Actually wait
if you didn’t enjoy it then fuck you who cares

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4 thoughts on “Titus Andronicus? More Like Titties Assdronicuss AM I RIGHT?

  1. Gotta love the website. I did a huge archive-binge a few weeks ago when I was sick and depressed, and I laughed at my computer like a madwoman, it was great. My favourite ones are the Anansi one, Makoma, the Purloined Letter, and Cthulhu. You, sir, have just pointed out everything that’s wrong with Titus Andronicus (by the way, there’s a serious academic theory that it was meant as a pastiche). “I’ve always wanted to chill with Rape and Murder!”

    I also find it very heartwarming that everybody’s sending you such positive feedback while the Internet can be so mean. I mean, you’re the only mean person here, everybody else’s shitting rainbows ;0).

  2. You, good sir, are the most awesomest storyteller that ever skull fucked a story. I love your retellings more than I love bacon pizza, and I don’t even love my parents that much.

    I know this isn’t your normal thing, but I was reading the plays you did recently, and I was thinking you should totally do a retellings of Waiting for Godot. It’s not a myth per se (that’s fancy talk for “at all”), but it seems right up your alley since it is chock full of a simply staggering amount of bullshit and weirdness. 😀

  3. Ahahah ^^ Titus Andronicus is my favorite Shakespeare play and that was pretty fucking funny as well as accurate. Also what are you drinking?

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