Hello sailors
today is here the final installment of the big whale story
look in it with your eye
I DID IT
I FUCKING DID IT
THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE
OR AT LEAST THAT IT SHOULDN’T BE DONE
BUT GUESS WHAT, DOG-BOTHERERS?
IT HAPPENED.
Yes yes it is time again for a story about whale dick
please to enjoy several minutes of no-shirt yelling
here it go:
thank you
HEY I FINALLY DID IT I FINALLY FINISHED MOBY DICK
NOW IT IS TIME FOR A VIDEO
OR ACTUALLY THREE VIDEOS THERE WILL BE THREE
FUCK I AM SO EXCITED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Aw shit
Here it comes
HERE COMES THE MOTHERFUCKING SATYRICON
the final part has been completed
the seal has been broken
or uh …
sealed?
I don’t know
I’m not an expert on seals
as far as i’m concerned they’re just those things that evolve into dugongs
anyway look at this with your eyes:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh man, I totally needed those days off
I feel way better now
in fact, I feel awesome
yesterday I shaved my nut-hair for the first time ever
which actually was a harrowing experience
and I don’t recommend it to anyone
especially if you have nuts
but whatever, it’s almost summer
the birds are chirping
the flowers are secreting poison for my sinuses
and love is in the fucking air
here is a video about none of that:
As always, thanks for investing some of your precious time in my exuberant, hairless chest
Okay here’s this video
yes this is monday and not saturday
I have just surfaced from a two-day hangover
be grateful i surfaced at all
now this is happening:
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
PARTY
PARTY PARTY
PARTY PARTY PARTY
PARTY PARTY PARTY
(party party)
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
party party PARTY PARTY party party party PARTAY
(and it don’t stop)
So yeah, I lied about Journey to the West
I’m still reading it
but I didn’t want to keep y’all waiting while I did
and a lot of people wanted me to do this one
so I’m finally doing it
enjoy it or fuck off
ah, the romans
So as this lovely video myth draws to a close
I just wanna give a shout out to my homie
Mark “The Shark” Pearldiver
for lending me this book for like a whole year before I read it
and also for being a shark
and teaching me that sharks can read
okay here it is::::
Okay, now this one is over. Go make me do more!
Somebody commented on the first video
like hey dude why is your window bricked up
and to that person I say
do you not have depth perception?
my window is not bricked up
there is a brick wall DIRECTLY OUTSIDE my window
watch, I’ll prove it: